John Crist (March 20, 1984) is an American comedian. Sketches like "Every Parent at Disney," "Millennial International: Sponsor a Millennial Today," "If Golf and soccer switched announcers," and "Weather Man MELTS down on live TV" are among his most popular uploads to YouTube. Church or Weed Shop are two more of his well-known works. Anjelah Johnson, Tim Hawkins, and Dave Chappelle are among the comedians whom Crist has preceded onstage. Crist debuted in front of an audience at an open mic night at Chili's in 2009. In 2012, Crist was a finalist in Comedy Central's Up Next Comedy Competition and won the Denver Improv's Got Laughs and Loonees Comedy competitions. Crist also visited American troops in the Middle East as part of his comedy tour. In the fall of 2017, Crist performed in front of sold-out crowds across 20 East Coast cities for his debut headlining tour, Captive Thoughts. Crist signed with United Talent Agency and relocated to Nashville in 2018. Later the same year, he embarked on his second headlining tour, the Human Being Tour, which visited 55 locations across the United States. He also took part in Winter Jam, an annual Christian music event. Check Your Heart is a catchphrase of Crist. On May 19, 2019, he collaborated with DJ Mykael V, nobigdyl., and 1K Phew to make a rap record and music video for the term. The song peaked at number two on the Christian music charts on iTunes.

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Cash & Cards: While many venues are now cashless, bring some cash as a backup.

Pro-Tips

Power Up: Bring a portable power bank. Using your phone for video and ride-sharing will drain your battery fast.
Hearing Safety: Use high-fidelity earplugs to enjoy the event while protecting your hearing.
Hydration & Energy: Eat a full meal and stay hydrated beforehand.

Dress for Success

Footwear: Wear broken-in sneakers or boots. You could be standing for 3–5 hours; avoid new shoes.
Layer Up: Wear light layers (flannel or light jacket). Venues can range from chilly to very hot.
Style: Be yourself, but it always helps to have pockets or a small crossbody bag to keep essentials secure and hands-free.

Logistics & Safety

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Stay Safe: Identify your nearest exit upon arrival and designate a meeting spot for your group.

John Crist Schedule

Date	Venue	Location
Thu, May 14 at 7:00pm	Wilson Center at Cape Fear Community College	Wilmington, NC
Fri, May 15 at 7:00pm	Columbia County Performing Arts Center	Evans, GA
Sat, May 16 at 7:00pm	Durham Performing Arts Center	Durham, NC
Fri, May 29 at 7:00pm	Florida Theatre Jacksonville	Jacksonville, FL
Sat, May 30 at 7:00pm	Harrahs Cherokee Center Asheville	Asheville, NC
Thu, Jun 4 at 7:00pm	Saenger Theatre-AL	Mobile, AL
Fri, Jun 5 at 7:00pm	Norton Auditorium - AL	Florence, AL
Sat, Jun 6 at 7:00pm	Gas South Arena	Duluth, GA
Tue, Jul 28 at 7:30pm	Pacific Steel and Recycling Arena at Montana Expo Park	Great Falls, MT
Fri, Sep 4 at 7:00pm	Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick	New Brunswick, NJ
Fri, Sep 4 at 9:30pm	Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick	New Brunswick, NJ
Sat, Sep 5 at 7:00pm	Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick	New Brunswick, NJ
Sat, Sep 5 at 9:30pm	Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick	New Brunswick, NJ
Sun, Sep 6 at 7:00pm	Stress Factory Comedy Club - New Brunswick	New Brunswick, NJ
Fri, Sep 11 at 7:00pm	Singletary Center of Arts	Lexington, KY
Sat, Sep 12 at 8:00pm	Stranahan Theater	Toledo, OH
Sun, Sep 13 at 7:00pm	Keith-Albee Theatre	Huntington, WV
Fri, Sep 18 at 7:00pm	State Theatre Minneapolis	Minneapolis, MN
Sat, Sep 19 at 7:00pm	Mayo Civic Center Auditorium	Rochester, MN
Sun, Sep 20 at 7:00pm	Hoyt Sherman Place	Des Moines, IA
Thu, Sep 24 at 8:00pm	Warner Theatre - CT	Torrington, CT
Fri, Sep 25 at 7:00pm	Shubert Theatre Boston	Boston, MA
Thu, Oct 1 at 7:00pm	Broward Center Au Rene	Fort Lauderdale, FL
Fri, Oct 2 at 7:00pm	Hard Rock Live - Orlando	Orlando, FL
Sat, Oct 3 at 8:00pm	RiverCenter - Bill Heard Theatre	Columbus, GA
Sun, Oct 4 at 7:00pm	Orpheum Theatre - Memphis	Memphis, TN
Fri, Oct 9 at 8:00pm	Avalon Theatre - CO	Grand Junction, CO
Sat, Oct 10 at 8:00pm	Union Colony Civic Center - Monfort Concert Hall	Greeley, CO
Sun, Oct 11 at 7:00pm	Pikes Peak Center	Colorado Springs, CO
Thu, Nov 12 at 7:00pm	Sandler Center for the Performing Arts	Virginia Beach, VA
Fri, Nov 13 at 7:00pm	Kirby Center	Wilkes-Barre, PA
Sat, Nov 14 at 7:00pm	Giant Center	Hershey, PA
Sun, Nov 15 at 8:00pm	The Vets - Veterans Memorial Auditorium - RI	Providence, RI
Thu, Nov 19 at 7:00pm	Helen DeVitt Jones Theater at The Buddy Holly Hall	Lubbock, TX
Fri, Nov 20 at 12:00pm	Popejoy Hall	Albuquerque, NM
Fri, Nov 20 at 7:00pm	Popejoy Hall	Albuquerque, NM
Sat, Nov 21 at 8:00pm	Wagner Noel Performing Arts Center	Midland, TX
Sun, Nov 22 at 7:00pm	Selena Auditorium at Hilliard Center	Corpus Christi, TX
Thu, Dec 3 at 7:00pm	Jefferson Theatre-TX	Beaumont, TX
Fri, Dec 4 at 7:00pm	Hattiesburg Saenger Theater	Hattiesburg, MS
Sat, Dec 5 at 7:00pm	Raising Canes River Center Theatre	Baton Rouge, LA

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